Masturbation

Everybody masturbates so when I find myself calling someone "wanker" I am probably engaging in self-abuse by proxy.

Contrary to what my mother told me, masturbation is safe sex.

And then there is the whole issue of bisexuality. If I normally have "normal" sex with people of the opposite sex, then when I masturbate I am having sex with someone of the same sex. Perhaps we are all bisexual too :)

Sugasm

Sugasm #124

March 24th, 2008 by Vixen | Last modified: March 24th, 2008

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Kimberly Kane courtesy of Pornsaints.

The best of this week’s blogs by the bloggers who blog them. Highlighting the top 3 posts as chosen by Sugasm participants. Want in Sugasm #125? Submit a link to your best post of the week using this form. Participants, repost the link list within a week and you’re all set.

This Week’s Picks

In Which Penny Enjoys Her Bath

“In the bathroom, I flipped on the heater and shed my clothes.”

Just passing through

“I twitched under her stare.”

Kegal exercises on wet Monday afternoon

“Do you know what it’s like, to be buggered?”

Mr. Sugasm Himself

WP/PHP Guru?

Editor’s Choice

More Traveling…

More Sugasm

Join the Sugasm

See also: Fleshbot’s Sex Blog Roundup each Tuesday and Friday.

(Sugasm participants should re-post all the links above within a week. The following links may be excluded as long as you include all the above links.)

Thoughts on Sex and Relationships

The Face - The Fall Of Eliot Spitzer

Let me clarify something…

On being a slut.

Regulating Prostitution and its various business models

Would You Pose Without Clothes?

Sex Humor

Lusty Leprechauns

BDSM & Fetish

Black Panties (a story)

Earning myself a spanking

A fun weekned

Goodness Gracious

HNT - Hidden Nipple Thursday

Riding the Wave

The Spiritual Significance of Spanking

Submissive?

Sex News, Reviews & Interviews

Blog Anniversary Contest Winners

Call for submissions: Theory and Practice

Dana DeArmond Stripped Of Her Name During Slave Training With Julie Night

Euphoric Tendencies - a review

Gianna Lynn Endures Water And Suffocation Bondage Underwater On Waterbondage.com

Get a Personal Shopper for Your Genitals

My First Review on Adult DVD Talk!

Pushers

San Francisco Fetish Ball 2008 Photos and Review

Erotic Writing and Experiences

A black shemale sucked my cock in Amsterdam

Captivating the college girl part one

Clandestine

Close Your Eyes

In His Pants

Leopard print: you just can’t beat it

Northern lights and sleepless nights

Wet Vagoo

You’re my pornstar (part 3)

Sex Advice

How Women Can Learn to Have an Orgasm with Intercourse

NSFW Pics, Videos & Audio

Dahlia Grey by Andrew Blake

Exotic Jewel

Half-Nekkid in the Shower

Her Intentions Fall to the Floor

How do you like my cock?

Pornsaint Kimberly Kane

Spring Garden

Spanking and wanking

Well they rhyme.

For American readers wanking is masturbation. Well it is in England anyway.

If you look at the "Touch yourself" video below the girl is miming wanking a man in a very amusing way. Some people prefer to allow the man to DIY but then what are you going to do with him?

One thing is to tease and turn him on. For some reason rubbing baby oil over my breasts seems to do this but come on use your imagination. You can masturbate together. My only rule. You can look but you better not touch but I can touch you!

And another which I prefer is to *torture* his nipples. The more you torture them - start mild get rougher and rougher - the harder and more aroused he gets.

And finally of course spanking and wanking. Just imagine the sound of your hand falling on his bare flesh repeatedly both distracting him and enhancing his sex.

Touch yourself - go on you know you want to.

Here comes the Sun

Learning objectives.

Learning objectives.
You will enjoy this lesson.
* some pupils will enjoy it a lot
* some pupils will enjoy it a little
* some will fail to enjoy it altogether.

Now f*ck off Mrs OFSTED and let me get on with my job.

(Comment on a child pointing to the objectives on the board when OFSTED visited and asking "what the f*ck are those?")

Psychotherapy

Another contribution from the writing project Kings Cross. The link is at the end so you can read it and then decide if you want to read more.
It is a brilliant writing project with a number of very very talented writers (looks modest, well about as modest as I get!)

Visualise a room

Room description
The room contains a bed, two lamps either side of the bed. On the wall is a picture of the face of a Thai girl taken from a magazine.
Object Description
You see nothing special. In the room there is: Mi Li
Examine Mi Li She is a short dark-skinned Thai girl of about twenty, dressed in her underwear and black stockings... Mi Li has been logged on to #RL for 06 hrs 04 minutes.
The phrase "as psychologically astute as a Thai prostitute" is not in common usage. It should be.
"Psychotherapist tell you what you need, working girl give it you." (Mi Li)
Victor opened the door onto an apparently empty hallway. Mi Li stayed behind the door until Victor was inside.
She looked at Victor as if she could not speak at all and gestured with her hand towards a doorway.
When Victor was inside the room Mi Li came very close to him "I am frighten you beat me up." Victor smiled and tried to look like the kind of guy who wouldn't beat her up. He fumbled with his wallet and handed over the money. Mi Li took the money without seeming at all interested in it. Her eyes never left Victor.
"You take off your clothe Victor." she said in a very soft timid voice. Mi Li smiled at Victor. Her eyes still seemed full of fear. Did she know that her fear and her childlike voice and stature were making Victor's cock strain against his pants? She playfully pulled once at his stiff cock through his pants before she left him to undress.
"You want massage Victor?"
Victor's heart (and his cock) sank at that word. It took him back to a massage parlour in the backstreets of Cardiff where they had different rates for the employed and unemployed. There had been a girl called, Victor couldn't remember what she was called. She positioned herself at the table so Victor could see her little breasts but not touch them. She had self-consciously, quickly and rather ineptly wanked him while looking at the poor-quality video and trying to encourage Victor to look at it too so he would not look at her. He felt resigned to disappointment.
Naked on the bed, Victor lay face-downwards. Mi Li kneeled beside him. Turning his head Victor could see Mi Li in the full-length mirror which occupied one wall. Her hand absentmindedly stroked her naked breast as she looked down at him. Next her hands began expertly massaging his shoulders. She looked down at Victor with apparent affection.
"You cold, Victor. I warm you."
She stroked her warm naked breasts over Victor's back, hard enough that Victor could feel her hardening warm nipples. She positioned her body casually so that the mirror caught everything, she did not seem to look in the mirror at all. She only had eyes for Victor. Her small hands travelled all over his back.
"You can turn over Victor." she whispered.
When Victor turned over Mi Li's black stockings and her close-shaven pussy filled his vision and his mind.
"You are allow to touch, Victor." she smiled.
Her closely shaven pussy felt like nothing Victor had ever felt before. She was small like a child but had the knowledge and the body of a very experienced compliant woman. The certainty grew that Victor had died and gone to heaven as he slid his cheek over the nylon stocking and his lips drew closer to her shaven more-than-naked cunt.
MiLi listened to the simulated sex on the video and precisely timed the stroking of Victor's hard cock with the cries of ecstacy of the girl in the film. Opening her legs for Victor to lick at her cunt and giving girlish cries of pleasure so obviously genuine compared with the girl on the video.

Sexslave

"Men want Thai girl as sexslave"Mi Li looked up at Victor as she said this. Her wrists were handcuffedto the head of the bed. and her ankles were also cuffed either side ofher hands....the cuffs were comfortable leather and they belonged to Mi Li.She breathed in. She breathed out "sexslave" all one word.Victor was shaving off the last wisps of pubic hair with an electricrazor. As the razor moved over her naked flesh the vibrations werearousing her.The lamplight made the moisture between her legs glisten.He ran his tongue over her clit. Again and again... sucked it betweenhis lips...I brushed it gently with his teeth...he wasin paradise again ... I don't think the Christian god approves this kind of thing....but Victor did.

His hand ran down the back of her leg...tense muscles..she let out a little yelp as histhumb broke in to her damp slick cunt...he shifted position and his stiff cock entered her...he took her naked warm brown breast in hand...her dark nipples were so hard...he squeezed gently ("Harder, Victor" she murmured) and he treated her breasts less and less gently as he came inside her....She looked in his eyes and pleaded "again"His cock stayed inside her as they kissed a long time as he felt his cock reviving, stiffening..again he toyed with her breasts gently...roughly...gently again...really roughly...She had a string of green glass beads by the bed...Victor inserted them one by one into her anus looped the string around his hand....and at the exact moment he could feel her cunt tighten because she was coming he pulled them all out.When he released her wrists and ankles she wrapped her arms and legs around him "sexslave" she whispered in his ear. She closed her eyes and very softly murmured, "master".

This comes from the writing project Kings Cross